Orchid Vaginas, Dirty Moustache Rides, And Green Beer

Well, this is what happens when you take a small sabbatical from your blog.....

I apologize folks! As of late I've been keeping busy with extra curricular activities. I did a little Sunday shopping today. Sorry if you don't agree with it. I didn't at first, but man.... It REALLY is much more convenient for me to shop Sunday!

Anyhoo, after a visit to my friends in a small little Celtic shop in Spring Garden Place, I found myself in the middle of a Orchid Convention!!! Not that I really knew anything about orchids, nor had any previous desire to know more about a specific plant or flower. What I did find out is that these people take orchid growing so seriously and to the extreme, it should be an extreme sport.

Among seeing some of the most amazing and unfathomable orchid growing talent this side of the old bell tower, I got a floor seat to see which growers had beef with the other growers. Some people were pointed out to me, and were said to have 'no eye for a good orchid' AND 'her arrangements make me want to drop my petals.' Whatever that meant :?

I could feel the tension in the room.... It was like being in a staring crossfire between the crips and the bloods!

I moved on to another station with a wonderful arrangement. The lady viewing the orchids along side of me could have easily have been my Grandmother, then proceeded to explaine to me in detail how an orchid is like a vagina.

Yes, it's true! A thin lipped Va-J J....

OK.... Maybe I can see where she is coming from, but explain this one below!

I don't know whether to pee in the sac and flush or pull away for fear of a dirty Mexican moustache ride....

At any rate, enough about orchids!

St Paddy's Day is soon here and I dare say there will be some doozie pics of the event! So save your energy folks, and I hope you all have a green beer or more!

CHEERS!!!!

Ewey