ShamWOW!!! That Magic Bullet Is As Fast As Tony Little's Gazelle!!!
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You haven't lived until you've seen the hilarity of some of these famous infomercial products!!! I pee a little sometimes because I laugh so hard. Some of the acting is so unbelievably absurd and theatrical, it actually makes the product more appealing because you can easily tell that the product is brighter than the acting.
At any rate, check out these pieces of hilarity. The last few I added their online description just for a larffle.
Comin' at ya!
Gotta love the Tobi Steamer! For the people who would rather move their arm up and down to get the wrinkles out instead of side to side....
The Thy Master is by far a classic. Because of this infomercial and Suzanne Somers, I realized at the ripe age of 4 that only a beautiful woman could make me feel this happy down in the rattle snake den. What a woman! Even at her actual age of 76, she is still a knock-out
ShamWOW! This guy is hilarious! For a little weazel, he does a good job. ShamWOW has made it into my regular vocabulary now. "Dude, I shamwowed dog sh*t all over his windshield" or "No way?! ShamWOW'd in the face?!?!"
I'm glad that Tony Little survived his insane accident and all, but if Tony flexed any harder for this 'Gazelle' photo opp, he'd shoot out his lower intestine across the room like it was silly string
Every time I see the Magic Bullet infomercial, I always watch it! Somehow, it amazes me every single time. Best part is, I got one for Christmas and I LOVE it!!! I'm gonna Magic Bullet the ShamWOW out of everything conceivable.
This is the 'Back 2 Life' product. Now it's time to get back to reality. I refuse to use something on my painful back that looks like something you sling your gremlin case over on a 4am drunken escapade with Sue Johanson (Sex with Sue), only because she promises you'll love how it feels..... As she snaps tight, a rubber glove. The pillow is simply for recovery afterward....
"The Hollywood 48 Hour Miracle Diet ® is a special "Miracle Juice" that has been scientifically formulated, so that in just 48 hours you will cleanse your body and lose up to 10 pounds! The Hollywood Diet was created to give your internal body a "vacation" by washing away unhealthy toxins and fat,..."
That's just hilarity in itself... What exactly is this "Miracle Juice" you speak of?
Invisilift
"InvisiLifts allow you to wear prettier, less supportive bras and will keep the nipple from pointing downward."
Because no one likes a saggy nip.... Could you imagine picking up the girl at the bar wearing this product? Could you imagine the look on the poor guys face when high beams switch to low beams? This world is not right.... NOT RIGHT!
Rio Laser Hair Removal
"The Rio Laser Hair Removal Systems are designed for home use. You can now enjoy the benefits of permanent hair reduction without paying for expensive salon treatments."
Just to prove my point EVEN MORE!!!! For all you know, you could be dating a woman, who by all rights, should be proud of the beard she can grow.... It's bad when the wifey can pull off the Tom Selleck stache better than you can...
HD Vision WrapArounds™
Are you flippin kidding me?!?! Do you think we're ALL 95 year olds, that collapse and convulse at the very contact with natural sunlight? "One second dear, let me put on my high definition sun glasses" And Modern European Style???? That's right Bucko! You're the hippest cat at the bingo hall showing Gladys how fast you can dab your called numbers with your revolutionary HD sunglasses....
That's it folks! If you peed a little as well, ShamWOW it up!
Ewey
You haven't lived until you've seen the hilarity of some of these famous infomercial products!!! I pee a little sometimes because I laugh so hard. Some of the acting is so unbelievably absurd and theatrical, it actually makes the product more appealing because you can easily tell that the product is brighter than the acting.
At any rate, check out these pieces of hilarity. The last few I added their online description just for a larffle.
Comin' at ya!
Gotta love the Tobi Steamer! For the people who would rather move their arm up and down to get the wrinkles out instead of side to side....
The Thy Master is by far a classic. Because of this infomercial and Suzanne Somers, I realized at the ripe age of 4 that only a beautiful woman could make me feel this happy down in the rattle snake den. What a woman! Even at her actual age of 76, she is still a knock-out
ShamWOW! This guy is hilarious! For a little weazel, he does a good job. ShamWOW has made it into my regular vocabulary now. "Dude, I shamwowed dog sh*t all over his windshield" or "No way?! ShamWOW'd in the face?!?!"
I'm glad that Tony Little survived his insane accident and all, but if Tony flexed any harder for this 'Gazelle' photo opp, he'd shoot out his lower intestine across the room like it was silly string
Every time I see the Magic Bullet infomercial, I always watch it! Somehow, it amazes me every single time. Best part is, I got one for Christmas and I LOVE it!!! I'm gonna Magic Bullet the ShamWOW out of everything conceivable.
This is the 'Back 2 Life' product. Now it's time to get back to reality. I refuse to use something on my painful back that looks like something you sling your gremlin case over on a 4am drunken escapade with Sue Johanson (Sex with Sue), only because she promises you'll love how it feels..... As she snaps tight, a rubber glove. The pillow is simply for recovery afterward....
"The Hollywood 48 Hour Miracle Diet ® is a special "Miracle Juice" that has been scientifically formulated, so that in just 48 hours you will cleanse your body and lose up to 10 pounds! The Hollywood Diet was created to give your internal body a "vacation" by washing away unhealthy toxins and fat,..."That's just hilarity in itself... What exactly is this "Miracle Juice" you speak of?
"InvisiLifts allow you to wear prettier, less supportive bras and will keep the nipple from pointing downward."
Because no one likes a saggy nip.... Could you imagine picking up the girl at the bar wearing this product? Could you imagine the look on the poor guys face when high beams switch to low beams? This world is not right.... NOT RIGHT!
"The Rio Laser Hair Removal Systems are designed for home use. You can now enjoy the benefits of permanent hair reduction without paying for expensive salon treatments."
Just to prove my point EVEN MORE!!!! For all you know, you could be dating a woman, who by all rights, should be proud of the beard she can grow.... It's bad when the wifey can pull off the Tom Selleck stache better than you can...
"HD Vision technology gives you clarity that you have never experienced
Enhance your vision
Just like High Definition TV
Lightweight & durable
Modern European Style"
Just like High Definition TV
Lightweight & durable
Modern European Style"
That's it folks! If you peed a little as well, ShamWOW it up!
Ewey
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