New Kids On The Block Have Been Resuscitated

I'm sure we all remember the craze of New Kids On The Block. From here on in it's NKOTB. Some of you may be aware that NKOTB have come back for their victory lap. The sad reality of it all is that there are more people waiting at the finish line with electric paddles and breathing apparatuses then there are fans.

I don't mean any disrespect, and by don't I mean do.... I just believe that when you hit the ripe age of 40, it's time to start planning your division of assets instead of trying to pull the wool over teenagers eyes and make them believe you can run with the young pups.

Or maybe they are just trying to bank a little cashola because they've realized that frivolous embellishments of coke, hookers, and ben-gay can really do a number on the savings account.

At any rate folks, I took the privileged of showing some before and afters of NKOTB. For the record, NKOTB now stands for New Kinds Of Tender Boils.

Check 'em!

Jonathan Knight goes from Lance Bass to......

Being happy to hold stick like objects between his hands?

Jordan Knight started out as a Michael Jackson impersonator to.....

Michael Jackson

Donnie Wahlberg went from cool cat to....

A hard core criminal.... to.....

An aged, balding grampy who turned out to be one hell of an actor in the SAW flicks!

Joey Mac went from boyish hip-hopper to....

Sensitive she-male who loves cream puffs and daisies

Danny Wood went from track mark block head to.....

Just a block head