Insane Christmas Snow Sculptures In Our Town
I was taking a little stroll through The Town on a beautiful day and into the evening. In my town we all say 'wassup?' to our neighbors and enjoy our harmonious and fun lives. In our town, we can all make fun of each other and laugh about it, because in all honesty, we're all different and we all can laugh at our uniqueness.
Come this way and I'll take you on a quick tour and show you these insanely ridiculous snow sculptures that are in my neighbors lawns.
Well this is just hilarious! Someone explained to little Billy that even though we're all going to die, it's OK to wither away with a smile and an expression of "Meh, what can you do?"
That's just Franko the deer. He's not actually hungry. I told him to take off the nose and drop it a couple snow ballz down and give Frosty a wang-a-roo.
Naughty Nicole and Rocked-out Rodney created this one. The local nudists who live on Dirty Sex Street. This is all they do on a daily basis.
This is Sadistic Sam's front lawn. It's his rendition of what he wants to happen to Paris Hilton and her new BFF
This is Free-Ballin Bob's sculpture. This is not just any penis folks! This is a penis that Bob sculpted on his neighbors lawn. It was funny to see Old Mrs. Landry's face that morning!
Funny story... I got drunkskee last night and sculpted this in the park. A scenario that may have occurred this past summer.....
This is Old Captain Keggy's. He is actually a real pirate who mugs the the hell out of people on a daily basis, but he's cool as hell so we accept him just the way he is.
This is actually my friend Chris MacLean covered in snow. He looks an awful lot like Batman....
Mary and Jane sculpted this amazing rendition of Zelda. They are all roommates down on the corner who smoke a lot of marijuana and play video games all day. It took a while to get them off the coach to make this....
Eweys Blog Town has it's very own Grinch. A very nice fellow, but had to wizz really really bad. It's perfectly acceptable for him to pee on snowmen only because his pee is green. We all encourage him to do things like this on a regular basis.
Luscious Lucy created this 'Space Invadors Alien" because she's a gamer chick who brought gaming back to it's roots. *w00t w00t"
Stephen King lives in our town and created this masterpiece. Very cool sculpture, but he's a bit of a wank face.
This sculpture was created by my loyal citizens. Before the Town was created, it was infested with Dragons. My first duty as Town Mayor was to slay all the dragons. It was hard work, but someone had to do it. Great attention to detail... Bravo!
These little happy feet penguins we're created by Tiny Timmy and his sister Simple Sarah. Shortly after, the Grinch wizzed on them and we all laughed.
This poor, unsuspecting Picachoo is about to get a monster full from behind. Created by Loco Larry because he hates adorable cartoon characters and wishes bad things for them.
Finally, this is my yard! I keep some of the towns-people employed for it's up-keep, as you can see. We just party in it every night... That's how we roll. Free drinks, free nachos, and dancing polar bears.
Come this way and I'll take you on a quick tour and show you these insanely ridiculous snow sculptures that are in my neighbors lawns.
Well this is just hilarious! Someone explained to little Billy that even though we're all going to die, it's OK to wither away with a smile and an expression of "Meh, what can you do?"
That's just Franko the deer. He's not actually hungry. I told him to take off the nose and drop it a couple snow ballz down and give Frosty a wang-a-roo.
Naughty Nicole and Rocked-out Rodney created this one. The local nudists who live on Dirty Sex Street. This is all they do on a daily basis.
This is Sadistic Sam's front lawn. It's his rendition of what he wants to happen to Paris Hilton and her new BFF
This is Free-Ballin Bob's sculpture. This is not just any penis folks! This is a penis that Bob sculpted on his neighbors lawn. It was funny to see Old Mrs. Landry's face that morning!
Funny story... I got drunkskee last night and sculpted this in the park. A scenario that may have occurred this past summer.....
This is Old Captain Keggy's. He is actually a real pirate who mugs the the hell out of people on a daily basis, but he's cool as hell so we accept him just the way he is.
This is actually my friend Chris MacLean covered in snow. He looks an awful lot like Batman....
Mary and Jane sculpted this amazing rendition of Zelda. They are all roommates down on the corner who smoke a lot of marijuana and play video games all day. It took a while to get them off the coach to make this....
Eweys Blog Town has it's very own Grinch. A very nice fellow, but had to wizz really really bad. It's perfectly acceptable for him to pee on snowmen only because his pee is green. We all encourage him to do things like this on a regular basis.
Luscious Lucy created this 'Space Invadors Alien" because she's a gamer chick who brought gaming back to it's roots. *w00t w00t"
Stephen King lives in our town and created this masterpiece. Very cool sculpture, but he's a bit of a wank face.
This sculpture was created by my loyal citizens. Before the Town was created, it was infested with Dragons. My first duty as Town Mayor was to slay all the dragons. It was hard work, but someone had to do it. Great attention to detail... Bravo!
These little happy feet penguins we're created by Tiny Timmy and his sister Simple Sarah. Shortly after, the Grinch wizzed on them and we all laughed.
This poor, unsuspecting Picachoo is about to get a monster full from behind. Created by Loco Larry because he hates adorable cartoon characters and wishes bad things for them.
Finally, this is my yard! I keep some of the towns-people employed for it's up-keep, as you can see. We just party in it every night... That's how we roll. Free drinks, free nachos, and dancing polar bears.
This is the inside.....
My Town is just a way cooler place to live!
Ewey
My Town is just a way cooler place to live!
Ewey
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