The Update - November 16, 2009
First and foremost, I'm 28! WOOOOHOOOOO! Secondly, the new Axe Detailer Shower Tool for men is probably the best invention that has ever been created! Please note the urgency of this people! If you're one of those guys who think that this is a floofy shower puff, well.... You're wrong. It's a floofy puff with a rubber grip which changes everything. And flip that mofo around, and you have an abrasive circular side to scrub your feet, bum, or balzeenies!
Seriously guys, go and buy one. You will not be disappointed. You will be detailed and feel like a mill when you get out of the shower!Secondly, your Mayor (that's me) has a Mayorette! In case that makes absolutely no sense to you, that means I have a girlfriend.... And she is super hot, super cool, and super British!
Her name is Chrissie and she is probably the nicest, sweetest, most caring and giving person I have ever met, and everything she says sounds better than the way you say it!
Due to restrictions and legalities by the witness protection programme, I am not allowed to post a picture of her on this website, although I'm sure you can find her somewhere on my facebook. Awe, just kidding... She's legit

Wow, here is something else! My wonderful Mother has taken a little adventure out west to see what kind of trouble she can get herself into. Everyone from the Blog Town gives Momma two thumbs up, a high five, and a yee-effin-haw! Be good and have fun!
p a Blackberry Storm and I love it and I hate it, but it keeps me connected. 304F0F27 is my BBM, so if you are a part of this Blackberry Nation, BBM me. Or if you're old skool Blackberry, PIN me Kiddo.
ut at the RD Ceremony. By rights, the RD ceremony should only take an hour, but because everyone wants to hear their business/group being called out and wants to lay a wreath, it takes an extra bloody hour to get through it. For serious, some of the veterans there don't have that much time and I think the last thing they want to hear is "And now the staff and morons from the who gives a shit store on Quinpool road would like to lay their wreath"SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!? Someone do something! NOW!
How about this HRM. Take every donation, say all of their names in one big run on sentence, buy one kick ass glow in the dark wreath with sparklers and pretty bows, and shut the party down so we can all go to Tim Horton's and buy our deserving veterans a Large Double Double!

Lastly, I have hunkered down out here in Brookside with Geoff, Jennie, and Roxy! My new room is lilac with pretty dolphins and a peacock feather. It's been a while since I've lived outside of the city and I am trying to get used to the sound of silence instead of muggings and drunk, belligerent people. I do like it here and I complete the tricycle nicely. Big ups to them for opening their door and their refrigerator to me!
That's it for now folks... You've just been massively updated!
With All My Love,
Ewey































